Friday, August 15, 2008

Vagina, Skrilla and Marijuana

Yesterday was a long day. After a night of drinking in a cemetery and dancing with strangers to M.I.A, Robbie and I woke up at 7:50, 10 minutes before our "computer training class" and 50 minutes after we were supposed to be at breakfast. We rushed around, still mildly intoxicated and gathered our possessions in a grumbly daze. By 8:25 we had somehow transported ourselves to the lobby of the cafeteria where we were handed a large wad of cash and keys to a truck and were told 'goodluck, and remember to take all the money'. Robbie waited drunkenly as I sauntered around campus looking for a herd of Penske trucks, poised for total slutty abandon and finally found our steed. We mounted and were off, stopping only at Wal-mart for 2 hours until we sobered up.
This is all leading up to what may have been the best moment of my day....First off though, let me tell you about a wonderful person named Whitney. She made us a 12 disc mix of love. 12 discs all labeled with such inspiring things as "Detox", "Mildly Uplifting" and "Robbie's PMS mix", but yesterday we picked the cd with a large fat cat drawn on it. What came next was an aural experience like none other. This mix was constructed strictly of songs that mention or repeat the word "PUSSY". It was pretty amazing, and one song in particular really inspired this blog. The song is "Pussy, Money, Weed" by Lil' Wayne. I HIGHLY suggest you rent this from your local record store or get that new thing called the internet and listen to this fucking song cause it will blow your fucking mind. We listened to that song more than a couple times each time being that much more mind blowing, but by the end of listening to a total of 34 songs about pussy, we both felt a bit pussied out. So, thats it. Get the song and get totally pussyfied. I did.

4 comments:

jaron said...

no new blogs?? wtf. give the people what they want. hello from ohio.

xoxo
jaron

a tope ranch-style home on 35th avenue, this is its blog. said...

You must be a busy ho.

a tope ranch-style home on 35th avenue, this is its blog. said...
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a tope ranch-style home on 35th avenue, this is its blog. said...

Tell me (David) when you're swinging back through Chi-town again. We should hang out even if that just means that I come buy a poster.